My holiday reading

What with it being Bank Holiday weekend, it's been rather rainy so I've been staying in and catching up on some reading. Here are some selected titles from my reading list:

'Meat and dairy-based foods' by Scott Cheggs
'Fading away' by Peter Out (Peter's autobiography)
'You must be joking' by Paul Myleg
'How to rock 'n' roll' by Tristan Shout
'Measuring earthquakes' by Derek Terscale
'Prosthetic feet' by Roberto Andheel
'Time for a break' by Tina Biscuit
'Keeping secrets' by Chantelle Ifyoudont
'How to sew' by Fred Needle
'Got no cash' by Wilma Chequedo

So as you can see I'm a fairly eclectic reader, and am now well up on the difficulties of having prosthetic feet and skilled in the arts of rock 'n' roll, sewing and earthquake-measuring. I hope to apply these skills in a real-life situation soon.