Question Time 1

I received this email from a reader today:

Dear Steve the fish
In the paper today there was a story about a goldfish that had cosmetic surgery after visitors to the Royal Museum of Scotland said it was ugly. Would you consider cosmetic surgery, and, if so, under what circumstances?
From A Fish Lover

Well, A Fish Lover, I'm not exactly what you'd call a flat fish, but I have considered shrimplants in the past. However, I've heard some terrifying stories about shrimplants imploding on submarine journeys and at very low depths, so I decided against the op. My humans like me the way I am anyway. Hopefully the Scottish fish is pleased with his new look and I wish him all the best.