Steve the Fish
My memoirs 1
I was reminiscing today about my early life. It hasn't all been a bed of roses, with two humans on hand 24 hours a day, attending to my every whim and spoiling me rotten.
Yes, they rescued me from a pet shop in Gateshead where we lived sometimes ten or fifteen fish to a tank, and packed into this little shop like so much merchandise. There might have been five thousand of us altogether. Oh, it was a lucky escape. And you know how many humans we had looking after us? Only one.
Who would have thought one human could feed five thousand fishes?
posted by Steve The Fish @ 10:19 pm
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Oh Steve the Fish, are you being entirely straight with us? I have heard a rumour (which sounds legit, mainly because I started it)that you share your domicile with a large number of foreign fish who live in hot and crowded conditions! What's all that about then? Eh? Eh? Steve the Gangmaster, more like.
hello steve,I was wondering what you thought of the new album by Chlorine Bailey Ray.....?
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