Olimpet bid

I'm planning on trying out for the 2012 Olimpet Games team. I'm quite confident on the swimming front, but I'm also thinking of trying to get in on the teams for skimnastics, meniscus-throwing, the fryathlon, downhill salmon skiing and the new event they're introducing, motorpike racing (with sidecarp).

They might also be bringing back that Roman arena sport - gladiators vs goldfish. It's fought in knee deep water, the gladiator equipped with a harpoon (therefore making him not a gladiator, but there you go). The goldfish would need a flag attached so the spectators could see where he was. Or maybe some sort of underwater fishcam-type arrangement. And to make things more exciting there might be a couple of piranhas, and the crowd might try and smuggle in an electric eel to chuck in. Sounds a bit dangerous, but exhilarating, yes?