A narrow escape

I've had quite a crazy weekend. My humans changed my water and I wasn't very pleased. I mean, the old water made me itch but it was my water.

Then they were making wallpaper paste out of flour, and it was so hot I ended up getting quite sticky.

Anyway, we had a bit of a tiff and the long and short of it is I ended up in Dr. Chippy's refuge for battered fish.

Doctor Chippy said he was the salt of the earth but I didn't expect him to try and drown me in vinegar.