The Underwaterworld

The local gangstarfish came round today for a couple of fishsticks and a cuppa. They'd just paid a visit to Mr. Jellyfish, who told them everything because he's spineless. He was supposed to be keeping the bootleg AquaClear, so they asked me to look after it instead. I said no, obviously. I've got nowhere to hide it in this tank! Well, they decided to replace my water with it, which was annoying because I'd just topped myself up with vodka. I could just do with a drink now - bloody Crayfish Twins.