Church of Rolf Update

I couldn't believe it when I got my fins on the latest product from Sir Rolf off Seabay. It's the 'Stylophone'. I was so pleased to get the latest fashionable mobile phone.

But it's a scam, it's only a pen on a wire with a box. You can't even communicate by writing with it. It makes an annoying buzzing sound when you try.

I'm starting to lose faith.