I've got a new hobby

I was at a bit of a loose end recently, so I thought I'd take up a new hobby. I decided that since I have a creative flair I'd try acting. I found out where my local group meets and went along to the church hall on Friday night.

Well, it wasn't quite what I'd expected. Apart from the fact that I couldn't say 'Mackerelbeth' and people encouraged me to dislocate a fin, we stood around in a circle, and after we'd done the warm-up exercises, people were just saying things like "I ain't bovvered" and stuff.

I was quite surprised that we didn't get more acting done, but when I left I realised that I'd been to a meeting of the Immature Dramatics Society.