My family history

I saw a programme on that telly thing what my humans look at a lot about this chap Ferdinand Magellan, and how he travelled right round the world to find the Spice Islands and make his fortune. He's some sort of hero because of this, but it's nothing! A distant relative of mine, name of Mageelan, did it ages before him. He swam right round the world, got to these Spice Islands but he wasn't having any of it because he realised when he got there that fish don't need cloves - they just get wet in the water and weigh us down, and cover up our lovely streamlined scales.